Out of the Mouths of Babes

“Connor, would you like some sauerkraut for your hotdog?”

“No thank you, I don’t like sauercrap.”

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“Am I growing up too fast for you Mama?”

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Why it’s important to listen carefully…

“Connor, I heard you were sad today that Mama hasn’t had another baby?”

“YOU HAD A BABY TODAY!?  WAS IT A BOY?”

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“Mama, is that the police over there?”

“Yes.”

“Are they also called ‘the Po-Po’?”

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“Mama, are you gonna have another baby?”

“I don’t know; I guess it all depends on whether or not God send us another baby.”

“I hope he sends us one and it’s a boy!”

“Well, what if he sends one and it’s a girl?”

“Hmmm, well…I GUESS we could keep her.  I don’t think we could send her back.”

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